Archive for July, 2011

25 July 2011

The Magnificence of Bohol

by misslampa

Tagbilaran and Panglao

Bohol, Philippines

July 12-14, 2011

In the end, our trip to Bohol turned out to be one made possible by miracles and kind people. And I can’t help but be grateful.

Here's the requisite family picture with a view of the Chocolate Hills in the background.

But before we go into that, let me just say that that was not how I planned it to be at all. I’m OC to the core when it comes to most things, and in the case of this 3D, 2N trip to Bohol, I had no choice but to take charge because it was my idea to gift my parents with a short vacation on the occasion of their 30th wedding anniversary. (Greet them on September 20 if you know them, thankyouverymuch!) Plus, my parents are not really into planning itineraries and taking vacations.

"We're happy to come, anak, but don't bother us with the details."

Oh, but I am. So that really wasn’t much of a problem :-)

So off to Bohol we went. And for the most part, we were able to tour the countryside of Tagbilaran (the province’s capital, also where its only airport is located) and go island hopping in Panglao (one of the country’s popular diving spots) according to schedule.

The good thing about Bohol being a popular tourist destination is that there are organized tours everywhere, cars for hire abound, and you have a wide range of accommodation options. In our case, I rented all modes of transportation needed for our entire stay (more details on this later) and made arrangements with the driver and boatman to double as our tour guide. That way, the only schedule we had to take into consideration was ours.

My parents strike a pose in front of our inn.

For our accommodations, we stayed at El Portal Inn in Tagbilaran (P1,250 for a family room that’s good for three) for one night and at Dumaluan Beach Resort 2 (P2,550 for a superior de luxe room with extra bed, inclusive of buffet breakfast for three) the night after. I’d recommend both places, actually. El Portal is minutes away from everything you need in the city (ATMs, malls, restaurants, city port, airport, etc.) and if you make arrangements days before you land in Tagbilaran, they’ll pick you up from the airport for free. Dumaluan, on the other hand, offers a magnificent view of the beach and a sumptuous breakfast buffet which includes flowing coffee and whatever fruit is in season.

But since Bohol is a popular tourist destination, we were charged entrance fees to almost everything we visited, and food prices – especially of seafood – are comparable to what we have in Manila. To give you an idea, here are some of the entrance fees we paid:

I was politely asked for a "heartfelt donation" after posing with the snake.Ü

Chocolate Hills – P50

Butterfly Sanctuary – P30

Albur Python – P10

Hanging Bridge – P10

Baclayon Church Museum – P25 (will go up to P50 starting August, 2011)

Loboc River (Maintenance Safety and Security Charges) – P100

Hinagdanan Bridge – P15 (there’s a P15 parking charge as well)

If you’re looking for grand and rich and luxurious, Bohol is not the place for you. The churches are big and were perhaps grand at one point in time, but now they exude faded glory and old-world charm. The Loboc River cruise is as basic as cruises get, but you get the feeling that you are communing with nature.

That's the Loboc River in the background.

My personal favorite is Baclayon Church, not because of the church itself but because an image of Padre Pio of Pietrelcina inexplicably appeared  on one of the church’s weathered walls. It’s an interesting sight to behold.

If you can't spot where the image of Padre Pio is in this picture...

...surely you won't miss it here. Unless you have absolutely no sense of imagination.

I also enjoyed exploring the small and not-so-dark Hinagdanan Cave as it was my first time to see a cave that was so easy to reach. There are paved roads to the site, concrete stairs to make the descent and ascent easier, and a  friendly tour guide to boot!

It took us but ten minutes to reach the end of the Hinagdanan Cave.

All tourist spots (except for the Blood Compact Site and Bohol Bee Farm) are also peppered with donation boxes, but really, you shouldn’t let this turn you off. You’re not required to drop anything, anyway. Some sites you can visit for free are the Blood Compact Site, the man-made forest, and the souvenir shops which double as tarsier-viewing spots. I was also quite impressed that we didn’t have to pay any entrance fees to Balicasag and Virgin Islands.

Of course, reaching these places will cost you. We rented a private car (P2000) for the countryside tour which lasted the whole day, but I’d have to say it was worth every penny because we had a rocking driver in Mang Manuel (09302154531). I was so happy with how helpful and accommodating he was, I also hired him to drive us back from Dumaluan 2 to the Tagbilaran airport the next day for P500.

(Touring the countryside via public transportation is almost impossible, I think. But on the upside, you don’t get tired from commuting. Of course, this greatly lowers your chances of interacting with the locals.)

When stuck in the middle of nowhere, the best thing to do is to take pictures.

The boat which made island hopping possible also came with a P1500 price tag. And this is where the first miracle comes in. We weren’t so lucky with the boat (Spirit of Norway II) we hired for island hopping. The boat ride from Panglao to Balicasag which usually takes 30-45 minutes, for example, lasted for an hour and 20 minutes!

The boat’s motor finally broke down while we were en route to Virgin Island, so we were in the middle of the sea waiting for I don’t know what for a good 20 minutes! Thankfully, another boat came along and the boatman got his passengers to agree to have our boat tied to theirs so we could reach Virgin Island.

Our boatman got the motor fixed while we swam and ate fresh sea urchin dipped in vinegar and drank coconut juice (fresh from the tree!) in Virgin Island, thank God. It was interesting to explore this place because it has a very, very long sandbar when the tide is low, but the entire island becomes submerged in water during high tide. Cool.

The second miracle is one I’m so thankful for because it negated my stupidity. I thought our flight home was set to leave at 3:30p.m., so we were at the airport at 2:30. Apparently, I read it wrong…the ground attendant patiently showed me that the e-tickets I printed clearly indicated it’s at 13:30!!! Shoot.

Oh yes, Mister Tarsier, you're one of Bohol's grand residents, too.

The counter was already closed, actually. She had every right to turn me down and say that I have to purchase new tickets. But the kind lady at the Cebu Pac counter smiled and said the plane which would take us back to Manila was running late and could I please present any bags I wanted to check in so she could print our boarding passes already.

Oh dear universe, I’ve always believed and all but, NOW I AM A BELIEVER! Thank you!

What’s more, upon finding out that my parents were both senior citizens, she took back our boarding passes and gave us better seats! At no extra cost and with a smile at that! I knew I deserved some bickering and was willing to take it, actually, but I guess God just wanted to remind me that regardless of how much I screw things up sometimes, He’ll find a way to make all things well.

So perhaps it’s time to take my words back. Bohol may not be rich and luxurious, yes, but there’s grandness and magnificence in the people who live in that island paradise. I think it would be a great disservice to them if I ignore that.

24 July 2011

Reflections after Watching “Ang Sayaw ng Dalawang Kaliwang Paa”

by misslampa

As there are so many things un-Filipino about me, I sometimes wonder…was I born in the wrong country? I never played jolens and siato (or is it chato?) while I was growing up, and even now I don’t know the rules of pusoy dos and tong-its. I’ll be lost if I shop in Divisoria, I won’t eat with bare hands unless I have to, and for the life of me, I can never get what’s so fascinating about basketball or afternoon soaps.

I cringe at the thought of eating the poor sisiw in balut, can’t remember the last time I ate one. I don’t remember how it feels to have that soft, pointed beak tickle my tongue as my teeth sink into that gooey flesh the color of which is a mix between pale pink and faint brown with very light streaks of gray. Just imagining it makes me squirm.

Apart from my morena skin and black eyes, I think what’s already most Filipino about me is my unwavering conviction that the taste of happiness is best captured in a cup of taho or pink scramble. Oh, and that there should be a tabo in every bathroom or washroom or water closet – or comfort room, as we call it here in the Philippines. I just shifted from food to poop right there, didn’t I? Sorry.

One thing I know, though, is that I love my country to bits. Down to every bit, I tell you. And that’s something I declare loudly and proudly.

But rarely in my native tongue, sadly.

So sometimes I find myself questioning if I’m really that proud after all. If I am as proud as I say I am, shouldn’t communicating that sentiment in my native tongue be part of the equation? Or at least I could say it in Filipino as much as I do in English, right? How phony I can be at times.

I honestly don’t know when English started becoming the more natural, less tiring choice. Don’t get me wrong, though. I can speak conversational Filipino without the twang (I think), and if I try hard enough, I’m sure I can write a decent piece or two. But for years now, I’ve been using English to teach and hope and think and write and dream. My mastery of the Filipino language is… well, there’s really no mastery to talk about. So I’ve been capturing pieces of myself using borrowed words because before “Ang Sayaw ng Dalawang Kaliwang Paa” (Alvin Yapan at Alem Ang, 2011) came along, I thought English was it for me.

But while I was watching this gem of a film yesterday evening at the CCP, as I was taking in line after line of some of the most beautifully-written poetry in Filipino, I understood that I am really every bit the Pinoy I claim myself to be because I don’t remember any English text ever having gripped me as much as some of the lines from the poem Paglisan by Joi Barrios, which is about a woman who’s left to deal with herself after her lover walks out on her.


Nais kong mabatid

Ang lahat ng iyong

Tinangay at iniwan.

Nais kong malaman,

Kung buong-buo pa rin ako

sa iyong paglisan.


(Thanks to the scud for sharing the lines with me.ü)


The poem became the lyrics of a tender yet sad and unsettling song used in the movie, and I swear I was literally hugging myself while I was right smack in the middle of CCP’s Main Theatre. No poem, not even Elizabeth Bishop’s “One Art,” has ever made me feel so much pain and loss and love and longing. I don’t think anything written in English ever will.

It was at that moment that I discovered I can teach and think and even dream in English all I want, but if you want my very core to fully and earnestly understand, you have to speak to me in Filipino.

Apparently – and thankfully, can I just say – I’m Filipino like that.


Catch the 4pm screening of “Ang Sayaw ng Dalawang Kaliwang Paa” today, 24 July 2011. Click on the link to see the full trailer. And since you’re trooping to CCP anyway, you might as well watch the other Cinemalaya films this year.